December 2011
164 posts
Anonymous asked: Plans for tonight???
Anonymous asked: you turned anon back on because you missed the attention
Anonymous asked: you think you're quite clever, don't you?
Anonymous asked: are you a college student at the moment, or do you work?
Anonymous asked: u a big drinker?
Anonymous asked: you don't have to answer the stupid questions haha. plans for NYE?
You're so pretty and sarcastic.
Unf
Damn it anon.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Anonymous asked: can you make a girl cum every time you have sex?
2 tags
“He’s single.”
– My tumblr.
Umm. Yes. →
Anonymous asked: haha, tumblr was getting boring without creepy anons, amirite?
michaelsnot:
oh I don’t think you’re going to abandon this party all by itself
Anonymous asked: do you sleep on your stomach, your back, or on your side?
Anonymous asked: do you put any product in ur hair?
Pretty much.
Ted: I used to believe in destiny. You know? I’d go to the bagel place, see a pretty girl in line, reading my favorite novel, whistling the song that’s been stuck in my head all week, and I'd think, “Wow, hey — maybe she’s the one.” Now I think, "I just know that bitch is going to take the last whole wheat everything bagel."
Robin: You’ve just been focused on work.
Ted: No. It’s more than that. I’ve stopped believing. Not in some depressed, I’m-gonna-cry-during-my-toast way. Not in a way I even noticed until tonight. It’s just, everyday, I think I believe a little less, and a little less, and a little less, and that sucks. What do I do about that, Scherbatsky?
Robin: You’re Ted Mosby. You start believing again.
Ted: In what? Destiny?
Robin: Chemistry. If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing.
Ted: What’s that?
Robin: Timing. But timing’s a bitch.
